Friday, October 28th, 2016

Senator Obama and former President Bill Clinton buried the hatchet today in a 20-minute phone conversation. Reports have reached the Wigderson Library & Pub that the conversational tone immediately improved when Senator Obama gave Scarlett Johansson’s e-mail address and phone number to former President Clinton. Print this entry

Senator Barack Obama, whose previous position on gay marriage was that it should be left to the states. now feels that it is appropriate for a federal candidate for office to tell a state it should accept gay marriage. The Sacramento Bee is reporting Senator Obama now opposes the gay marriage ban referendum in California. […]

From Fight Back Wisconsin: Phil Williamson is trying to show members of Congress that the voices of the people still matter, and Americans for Prosperity wants to help. Williamson has been circulating petitions in and around his native town of Waterford to try and get the attention of Congress when it comes to gas prices. […]

Mass transit may not be the solution, either. Maybe it’s time to introduce these kids to the telecommute. In suburban areas like Seattle’s Northshore district, the Times reports, school officials are asking children to walk farther to their bus stops so districts can squeeze a few more miles per gallon. The scaling back of bus […]

The Associated Press is reporting a nine-year-old sea turtle raised in captivity has been cruelly released by the government as part of an animal welfare-reform scheme: A 150-pound sea turtle raised by humans returned to freedom on Monday after nine years of captivity, swimming away after the veterinarians who cared for her helped steer her […]

New staff members, volunteers and any known associates of the Obama are to be issued red shirts in case the Obama needs to sacrifice an underling to explain an apparent contradiction in the Official Obama Speaks. Remember, there are no contradictions in Obama. The Obama does not change his mind. Either staff misspoke and they […]

What is happening to the world when you can’t discuss politics over a beer, cigars, a greasy cheeseburger and french fries? Next thing you know the Democrats will ban beer and hookers at their national convention: As part of the effort to make the August 25-28 convention the greenest ever, the Democrats’ guidelines for food […]

Stan Lee of Marvel Comics is a monster that must be stopped.Smash Hulk. Print this entry

Look, when you’re the Best of the Wisconsin Blogs, even the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel notices. Print this entry

Remembering the graphlike beading of darkness, I recall the ways that time once gave us– distracted by signs for meals and clothing, travelers, heavy with ourselves– James Applewhite, from Interstate Highway On this date in 1956, President Eisenhower signed into law the creation of the Interstate Highway System. As of 2004, the highway system had […]