And put up with those uppity bloggers? No way.
On the other hand, maybe it wouldn’t be such a bad job. Just imagine the curriculum I’d
suggest impose. Longfellow, Washington Irving, Kipling, Aesop, Shakespeare, Poe, Franklin. Penmanship, spelling (vocabulary), real math. Have real report cards. Sell the computers, cancel the fieldtrips, ban staff travel, and teach.
I’d be very popular with the parents.