Ask and ye shall receive
Yay! A snow plow just went by! Oh, wait, my driveway, hey! I’m #$%^& plowed in #$%^$^%!!!
Meanwhile, John Zutz wants to buy the plowman a beer.
Somebody has been plowing the alley for the last couple years. Nobody has asked for money so I assume it’s someone local. I’ve been trying to find out who so I could at least buy him a beer or something.
But now I’d like to talk to him about his technique. He’s ripping up my grass.