I’d just point out to the cartoonists that there is no way anyone in Waukesha would believe that a wind turbine in a stocking would be a punishment for a kid in Madison. A wind turbine is a punishment for a kid in Waukesha, unless he could hook it up to a cool war toy like a model fighter plane with working machine guns. “Santa’s reindeer are going down next year and the toys will be all mine. Mine!”
Other than that, I can’t imagine the cartoonists would actually have that much of a problem finding that scene somewhere in Madison. Only it’s “womyn,” not “women,” and “fair-trade organic arugula and kombucha.” And where’s the fist or the peace symbol instead of the star on the tree?
By the way, the cartoonists must’ve missed the call for a “Christmas truce” in the Tell All column.
Vegetable rights and peace!