Saturday, December 3rd, 2016

Congratulations, Mr. Chairman

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Republican Party of Wisconsin Reince Priebus announced today his wife gave birth to a baby girl:

God blessed Sally and I as we welcomed a beautiful little girl into our lives this morning! Grace Avalyn was born at 9:45am – Weighing 7 lbs. 4 oz. and 18.5 inches long. Thanks for all of your well wishes and prayers!

Democratic Party Chairman Mike Tate immediately criticized the announcement as a Republican plot to stuff the ballot box for Milwaukee County Executive Scott Walker.

Those looking to send a gift, might I suggest…?

A raise of the glass to the happy family.

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