Friday, October 21st, 2016

Crossing Edwards


Renowned psychic John Edward is announced today he intends to run for President of the United States. His announcement was made in New Orleans, followed by a psychic reading of several audience members.

Former Democratic vice presidential nominee John Edwards jumped into the presidential race Wednesday a day earlier than he’d planned, prodded by an Internet glitch to launch a candidacy focused on health care, poverty and other domestic issues.

The North Carolina Democrat’s campaign accidentally went live with his election Web site a day before an announcement Thursday that was scheduled to use Hurricane-ravaged New Orleans as a backdrop.

You would have thought the dead people would have warned him ahead of time of the internet glitch.

Edward is noted for his fast talking style that allows him to hoodwink little old ladies and juries.

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