Damn the tote bag! Get a satellite dish instead!
The begging on PBS continues this week. But before you pick up that phone, think. Will they show that program ever again “without commercial interruption?” Or will they only show it with frequent interruptions to ask you for more money? And after you fork over the cash, will they go back to showing their usual fare that you ignored the rest of the year?
Dare them to put Big Bird on a spit and roast him because you ain’t gonna contribute no more.
By the way, Barney eats the children.