Wednesday, May 22nd, 2019

Despite rumors to the contrary, it wasn’t me in the costume



Of course, was the woman in the sumo wrestling suit upset because the man waved at her ex-girlfriend? Or was she really upset because the candy bar didn’t wave at her? I guess it depends how much padding was needed to fill out the sumo wrestling suit.

The guy in the Snickers Bar costume was probably obnoxious with his pick up lines:

“Would you like to bite into a Snickers? It more than satisfies.”
“Would you like to see my nuts?”
“Want to get away? To my car?”

(I dressed as a blogger for Halloween. Scariest costume I could find.)

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