Given the possible scandals in South Carolina, I thought I would state for the record:
1. I have not had an inappropriate physical relationship with Dave Westlake, even though I do own an orange shirt.
2. I have not had a one-night stand with Ron Johnson.
3. I have never called Russ Feingold a raghead.
4. However, I am looking for a book deal, so I am open to other possible scandals.