Tuesday, November 21st, 2017



Given the possible scandals in South Carolina, I thought I would state for the record:

1. I have not had an inappropriate physical relationship with Dave Westlake, even though I do own an orange shirt.

2. I have not had a one-night stand with Ron Johnson.

3. I have never called Russ Feingold a raghead.

4. However, I am looking for a book deal, so I am open to other possible scandals.

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