Forgot to turn off the radio upstairs
Michael Savage is on after Jessica McBride on WTMJ AM.
Which is the appropriate reaction? Instead of listening to Savage one minute more, I would rather…
- have lunch with Libertarians.
- stand on my front porch reciting Sophocles and gouging my eyes out with my bare hands.
- read Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged aloud.
- be stuck at a seminar seated at a table with Ann Coulter.
- be trapped in a movie theatre showing a Woody Allen marathon.
- listen to Bill Maher do an hour interview with Keith Olbermann.
- give up caffeine.
- get lessons on dating from Michael (Jackson) McGee Jr.
- be Mikel Holt trying to excuse away the latest behavior by Michael McGee Jr.
- be stuck in a room with Dave Berkmann, Joel McNally and Kathleen Dunn.