Saturday, December 3rd, 2016

Happy birthday at the quarry

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Tim Rock announces Mrs. Rock has brought a pebble into the world.

Quin Elyse Rock was born at 7:36 pm on December 31, 2006. She weighed in at 7 pounds 6 ounces and was 20.25″ long (this being important information apparently).

Tim raises a good point, what is the purpose of noting the statistics of the child? Men are always expected to know these things everytime we’re asked by a woman.

Other possible headlines:
Baby New Year a Rockette
A chip off the Old Rock

Congratulations to the Rocks on the latest addition to their family. We wish them all the happiness in the world.

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