Happy birthday at the quarry
Tim Rock announces Mrs. Rock has brought a pebble into the world.
Quin Elyse Rock was born at 7:36 pm on December 31, 2006. She weighed in at 7 pounds 6 ounces and was 20.25″ long (this being important information apparently).
Tim raises a good point, what is the purpose of noting the statistics of the child? Men are always expected to know these things everytime we’re asked by a woman.
Other possible headlines:
Baby New Year a Rockette
A chip off the Old Rock
Congratulations to the Rocks on the latest addition to their family. We wish them all the happiness in the world.