Humor Impairment Syndrome
Jay Bullock has been inflicted with Humor Impairment Syndrome. He is in a very irritable, excitable state right now, and I would not suggest agitating him. Perhaps a cup of tea with a teaspoon of stem cells would help. Seems to cure everything else.
Hey Jay, I just heard from the state elections board. According to George Dunst, due to expected high turnout, the election has been extended to two days. Republicans vote Tuesday and Democrats vote Wednesday.
Update! I hope Jay doesn’t see Scott Feldstein’s post or else he is likely to have such a conniption fit he won’t be able to appear on televion. How dare Feldstein promote a cultural literacy test for voting?