I did not write this
This was in today’s Waukesha Freeman Sound Off:
Pit bulls This is regarding the controversy over pit bulls. I believe that a very harsh stance must be taken against these animals, and I believe they are the most evil creatures to ever walk this earth. Pit bulls are responsible for three world wars, 18 genocides, and 4,952 robberies in the state of Rhode Island alone.
If these vile creatures are left unchecked, they may change our nation from a democracy to a pitbullocracy. Our stocks would plummet. All of our stores would become pet stores. The very world will start turning into a gigantic dog dish. They say that money is the root of all evil, but no, the root of all evil is pit bulls.
It really sucks to live in Rhode Island.