Saturday, September 24th, 2016

I guess we didn’t really mean it

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Queen Elizabeth
Buckingham Palace
London, Great Britain

Yo Queen,

About those shots we fired at Lexington, Concord and Bunker Hill? Sorry. I guess we really didn’t mean it. We really want to be just like you after all. And the surrender at Yorktown? Just a big misunderstanding.

Thanks for being cool with it. We’ll send Obama over to bow to you shortly.

Sincerely,

The Democratic Party

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