I guess we didn’t really mean it
London, Great Britain
About those shots we fired at Lexington, Concord and Bunker Hill? Sorry. I guess we really didn’t mean it. We really want to be just like you after all. And the surrender at Yorktown? Just a big misunderstanding.
Thanks for being cool with it. We’ll send Obama over to bow to you shortly.
The Democratic Party
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