I would if I could
I would link to the blogpost that is a parody of someone else’s site that includes a photo of me, but unfortunately there is not a link to the individual post. I’ll just point out:
1) I am wearing pants.
2) Everything is to the right where I am concerned.
3) The only thing I was protesting was the lack of a poolside wet bar.
If anyone wants to launch a parody of this website, I would happily promote it and wish the author well.