If you offer the officer one, there’s a good chance he’ll let you go
There’s an e-mail going around,
98% OF AMERICANS SAY ‘OH S–T’ BEFORE GOING IN THE DITCH ON A SLIPPERY ROAD.
THE OTHER 2% ARE FROM WISCONSIN AND THEY SAY, ‘HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS.’
Coincidentally, Men’s Health has ranked 100 cities in the United States on the danger from alcohol. Milwaukee only ranked ninth worst, Madison shockingly finished 27th. Denver was the worst and Colorado Springs finished third, making me question the wisdom of the Miller-Coors venture.
For those wondering why I didn’t accept a job offer in North Carolina five years ago, Durham was ranked “the best”, even beating Salt Lake City. I remember being taken out on the town in Ashville. I was told, “We even have a bar that makes it’s own beer.”