I’m very happy for the Detroit Lions
I’m very happy for the Detroit Lions. They snapped their 19-game losing streak by beating the evil Washington Redskins. It brought a little tear to my eye. I have so few pleasures in my life but knowing that somewhere, likely in the owner’s box, Dan Snyder probably popped a blood vessel. Redskins fans everywhere are not only sad at the loss, but humiliated. It wasn’t even a fluke play. The Lions just played better football despite all the money Snyder spent in the off-season.
I think they got video of Dan Snyder in his office after the game: