Jake Tapper of ABC News wrote the best “tweet” ever.

 

Okay, Twitter’s done. Nothing can be said that will ever be said better in 140 characters.

Not to worry, though. I’m developing the Owenator that allows you to express yourself in 30 characters or less as a replacement. I’m just afraid Lance Burri will up the ante by creating an Instapunditer, 20 characters or less, with an Althousedeck reader application.