“As you know, this year they expanded the Best Picture category to include 10 films. In fact, even the death montage was expanded to include President Obama’s healthcare program.”  - Jay Leno (via Newsmax.com)

NBC’s Conan O’Brien is not only gone from the airwaves, he has been purged from the NBC website:
Remember the whole Conan O’Brien/Jay Leno imbroglio from last month? Perhaps NBC wishes you didn’t. The GE (GE) unit has removed every episode of the show’s seven-month run from its NBC.com site, as well as Hulu, the site [...]

President Obama reached a height his vice president can only dream of. When The New Republic created the “Biden Gaffe-o-meter” they explained the 1 to 10 scoring:
When Barack Obama selected Joe Biden to be his running mate, he knew–just like he knew about the hair plugs and that we’d all be hearing about the [...]