Friday, September 3rd, 2010

Some of you may have noticed this morning that my site was offline for a few hours after my domain registration expired. Oops. Since it was good enough for Moses and David Letterman, let me offer you the ten reasons why my site was down:
10) I was not master of my domain.
9) [...]

Those 66,500 extra voters? They’re residents of Wisconsin’s eleventh congressional district – the ones who benefited from the stimulus.

Those 66,500 extra people on the voter rolls? They’re the fake people that will be appearing in Russ Feingold’s ads.

One of the drawbacks of being a popular celebrity like myself is that you’re always in demand. For example, when the Village of Wales found out I was available, they couldn’t wait for me to make a public appearance at the Wales Summer Splash this year. The Summer Splash this year is on [...]

I would link to the blogpost that is a parody of someone else’s site that includes a photo of me, but unfortunately there is not a link to the individual post. I’ll just point out:
1) I am wearing pants.
2) Everything is to the right where I am concerned.
3) The only thing [...]

Owen Robinson showed a YouTube clip of someone washing their hands in a urinal trough. Aren’t you glad I have standards? Anyway, the post prompted this comment:
I heard that Proxmire once shook that guy’s hand at the State Fair. Just a rumor.
Let that be a warning to some of you politicians out there [...]

Blogger Owen Robinson sat in during the last hour of the Mark Belling show yesterday while Belling was on vacation. You can listen to the podcast part 1 and part 2.
If I had known WISN was looking for a Dallas Cowboy fan to fill in as Bott’s sidekick while Belling is traveling, I would [...]

Jay Bullock from the center square at folkbum confirmed Wednesday that the rumors are true: Jay and I are splitting up. I’ll admit I’m not completely blameless in the collapse of our relationship. This was probably the final straw:

Strangely enough, Jay kinda liked it that I roamed the house in a toga and a laurel [...]

Dick Leinenkugel goes out the revolving door at the state’s commerce department and is likely a Republican candidate for US Senate against Russ Feingold. Former Democratic consultant Bill Christofferson points out the family connection for Leinenkugel to the Tommy Thompson camp and says if Leinenkugel is in, Thompson is out.
Dick Leinenkugel just resigned [...]

State Senator Mary Lazich’s staffer, Journal Sentinel blogger, and WISN fill-in Kevin Fischer goes off the deep end. At least he used a good picture. I could have a contest to determine what is the point of his blog post, but I’m betting it would be a contest without winners. I’m guessing [...]