Thursday, December 8th, 2016

Is Al Gore running Build-A-Bear?

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Before you let your child play on the Build-A-Bear website, you need to be aware the company would like to ruin Christmas. One part of the site lets your child take a journey to the North Pole. There your child will learn that Christmas is about to be cancelled due to global warming.

    Girl Elf: Santa, it’s gone!

    Papa Elf: It’s gone, It’s gone!

    Santa: What’s gone?

    Girl Elf: Tell ‘em, Dad!

    Papa Elf: The North Peak.

    Santa: A mountain? A mountain’s gone? How is that possible?

    Ella the polar bear: Santa, sir, that’s why I’m here. That’s why we’re here. The ice is melting!

    Santa: Yes, my dear, we know, the climate is changing. There’s bound to be a little melting.

    Ella: It’s worse than that, Santa, a lot worse! At the rate it’s melting, the North Pole will be gone by Christmas!”

    Santa: My, my…all of this gone by next Christmas? I don’t think so.

    Ella: No sir, not next Christmas, this Christmas! The day after tomorrow!

Pretty frightening stuff, and it gets worse from there. Of course, if Christmas is in danger, I guess we have no need to take the little kiddies to Build-A-Bear. We’ll just leave Build-A-Bear to the wacko environmentalists who really know what toy bears are all about.
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