Saturday, August 24th, 2019

Is Neil Sedaka on Facebook?


Don’t take your love away from me
Don’t you leave my heart in misery
If you go then I’ll be blue
‘Cause breaking up his hard to do

If only Neil Sedaka had Facebook back in 1962. Facebook is making that infamous awkward moment easier. No more, “It’s not you, it’s me,” or making up some terrible lie about moving overseas. No more faking a serious illness or joining the French Foreign Legion. No more, “I want us to be just friends.”

Just change your relationship status to single, click a few privacy measures, and pretty soon that annoying girlfriend or boyfriend will be history. Now if Facebook could only get your stuff back after sneak out of the apartment.

I could see this eventually putting divorce lawyers out of business. Somebody will create a Facebook application to divide common property the moment you stop “liking” your significant other’s funny kitten posts.

I would wonder what ever happened to adults being able to talk to each other like adults, but that’s why we have social media.

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What is your favorite part of Thanksgiving?

  • Seeing the family (29%, 10 Votes)
  • leftovers (14%, 5 Votes)
  • Stuffing (14%, 5 Votes)
  • Turkey (11%, 4 Votes)
  • Pumpkin pie (11%, 4 Votes)
  • Playing with the electric carving knife (9%, 3 Votes)
  • Football (6%, 2 Votes)
  • Making reservations (6%, 2 Votes)
  • Tryptophan (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Holiday airplane travel (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 35

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