It’s enough to make me use the Post Office
My wife, the Lovely Doreen from Waukesha, is an online bill payer, and one of the bills she pays online is our AT&T bill. I just received an e-mail from them thanking me:
It’s AT&T and the Arbor Day Foundation’s way to say “thank you” for going paperless.
Plus, you’ll enjoy these benefits:
• You’ll save trees.
• Enrolling only takes a few clicks.
• Reduce the clutter and hassle of paper bills.
• Help avoid identity theft: 85% of thefts are tied to lost or stolen paper bills.
I’ll let them plant a tree for me, if I can tell them where to stick it. Otherwise, just give me a discount on the damn bill.