Monday, December 5th, 2016

It’s enough to make me use the Post Office

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My wife, the Lovely Doreen from Waukesha, is an online bill payer, and one of the bills she pays online is our AT&T bill. I just received an e-mail from them thanking me:


It’s AT&T and the Arbor Day Foundation’s way to say “thank you” for going paperless.
Plus, you’ll enjoy these benefits:
• You’ll save trees.
• Enrolling only takes a few clicks.
• Reduce the clutter and hassle of paper bills.
• Help avoid identity theft: 85% of thefts are tied to lost or stolen paper bills.

I’ll let them plant a tree for me, if I can tell them where to stick it. Otherwise, just give me a discount on the damn bill.

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