Jogging will kill you
The Associated Press reports they have found the alligator that may have eaten a woman jogger. I’ve always believed that jogging was unsafe.
In case an alligator attacks me, I’ll just offer the giant lizard some of my double Big Mac and some french fries and an apple pie dessert. According to the Surgeon General, the alligator will be dead within minutes from coronary disease.
By the way, the alligator is a protected species.