Look Mom! We played with sharp objects and there was no blood!
Tonight my son and I worked on his first (and my first) pinewood derby car. This means I got to pull out my power tool collection, including those I’ve never used before.
In case you’re wondering, I’m not a wood shop kind of guy.
My wife, learning how well our little project went tonight, commented, “I fear for the safety of my family should anything happen to me.” I would object and call her out for being melodramatic, but unfortunately she has witnesses.