Saturday, November 25th, 2017

Man Laws


Kevin at Lakeshore Laments celebrates Miller Lite’s Man Laws commercials. I have yet to see the most important Man Law mentioned,
When entering a Men’s Room with more than two urinals, a man shall always take the urinal furthest away from the urinal already being used. The maintenance of at least a two urinal distance (one unoccupied urinal between two occupied urinals) shall be maintained until it is no longer possible and the stalls are also filled. When standing at the urinal, the man will only look up, straight ahead, or straight down. Never down to the left or down to the right.

I’m sorry people, but that’s just the way it is.

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