Saturday, August 17th, 2019

Maybe Oliver Stone could do a sequel


From the Friday morning Police Blotter in the Waukesha Freeman, still just 75 cents:

1:16 p.m. — A man told police Lee Harvey Oswald was just at his table and told him to smoke 10 cigarettes, adding that John F. Kennedy’s deceased assassin had trapped him inside his home on the 1000 block of Ryan Street. The man went on to say Kennedy was at his Wind Lake home and began talking about running for president. Police met with the man and determined he was hallucinating.

Unfortunately the blotter entry was unclear if Kennedy or Oswald were also hallucinating.

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