Saturday, December 10th, 2016

Oh good, something else to scare my children with

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Congressman Dave Obey has a book out, Raising Hell for Justice: The Washington Battles of a Heartland Progressive. Here’s a list of things almost as bad as being forced to read Obey’s book, but are still preferable experiences:
1. Listen to Joel McNally on the radio
2. Drink Drano
3. Put my hand in a paper shredder
4. Watch a Jane Fonda film festival
5. Visit Obey’s office to complain about something
6. Listen to Vogon poetry
7. Invite a Jehovah’s Witness with his Scientologist best friend into my home
8. Have a discussion group in my home to discuss Atlas Shrugged
9. Listen to Joe Theismann call a football game
10. Be staked to an ant mound and be forced to listen to the contestants from American Idol explain why they should win.

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