Passed over by People
Once again, People Magazine did not name me the sexiest man alive. The first dozen times I was passed over, I thought it was just an oversight. Now I’m beginning to think it’s intentional. I even had the shameless publicity department send them a picture of me in a Speedo, and they passed me over for some Depp guy.
C’mon. The guy looks like he desperately needs a haircut. He doesn’t even have the testosterone to properly grow a beard.