Quotes of the day
“This country is doomed.” Spring City Chronicle
“You can have the IQ of a turnip and still get elected to city office if you know how to campaign right.” –Waukesha Alderman Emanuele Vitale, hopefully not speaking from personal experience.
“The highly-coveted Nancy Nusbaum endorsement has been claimed by Lt. Governor Barbara Lawton.” – Kevin Binversie