Screwed again by People Magazine
Once again People named their list of the 100 most beautiful people (ht: Althouse) , and I was overlooked once again. I was about to fire my publicist Pedro when ICE cleared out his rooming house. I knew he was a bargain at less-than-minimum wage, but you know what they say about jobs that Americans won’t do.
Pedro left a note on my desk telling me I made the list of the 100 best looking Wisconsin bloggers, and that I need to pose for photos in my usual blogging attire. My wife suggested some clothes instead.
I don’t know yet what magazine it’s for, but I bet I finished in front of that Owen guy.