Wednesday, December 7th, 2016

Snowmaggedon causes governor to call out the troops

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Governor Jim Doyle has declared all 72 counties in Wisconsin in a state of emergency*. It turns out the state of emergency has nothing to do with the destruction to Wisconsin’s economy inflicted by the Democrats, but has everything to do with the snowfall.

I blame global warming.

(*Okay, I originally wrote, “disaster area.” I misheard the news.)

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