Saturday, August 24th, 2019

Somebody stop them before they tweet again

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This will not make me buy Cheeze-its:


If you’re grilling hamburgers with Cheeze-its on them instead of actual cheese, you are a complete failure. Just step away from the grill because you should not be allowed near open flames lest you injure yourself. Tell your friends that you’re sorry, but their dinner is ruined. Ask one of them to call for a pizza delivery because it’s obvious you’re too incompetent to manage a telephone.

The Cheeze-its marketing department must be based in Colorado. Someone should tell them while it may be legal to smoke dope there, it’s not smart to do it on the job.

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