Monday, November 20th, 2017

Swimming with the Wales


One of the drawbacks of being a popular celebrity like myself is that you’re always in demand. For example, when the Village of Wales found out I was available, they couldn’t wait for me to make a public appearance at the Wales Summer Splash this year. The Summer Splash this year is on July 9th and 10th and promises to be the best ever. There will be rides, food, live music, a kid’s slushy drinking contest, and even fireworks.

I’ll be there on Saturday, July 10th, starting at 2:00 PM where I’m told they’ll have a special stage just waiting for me.

As Rodney Dangerfield would say, “I get no respect at all.”

Hey! For guys named “Owen Robinson” the price is doubled. Okay? And some of you rag-arm Waukesha Democrats, I bet you can’t even hit the back stop.

At least it’s for a good cause. Proceeds will go toward the 78-acre park in Wales, located at the southeast corner of Highway 83 and Brandybrook Road. So if you’re looking for something to do that weekend, come on out, enjoy some family fun, and maybe toss a few baseballs at the dunk tank.

Just try to take it easy on me, will you?

Men’s Softball Tournament Registration & Wavier
Pie Baking Contest Rules & Registration
Slushie Drinking Contest
Wale Summer Splash Softball Tournament Rules
Wales Summer Splash Disc Golf Rules
Wales Summer Splash Disc Golf Tournament Registration

Wales Summer Splash Kickball Tournament
Wing Eating Contest
Women’s Softball Registration & Wavier
Youth Soccer Tournament
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