Monday, December 5th, 2016

Between the death of bin Laden and the royal wedding, it’s an exciting time to be in the commemorative plate business. – Jimmy Kimmel Apparently, members of al-Qaida are online slamming the U.S. I don’t understand why they’re so upset. Everyone in al-Qaida just got a promotion. – Craig Ferguson Print this entry

At a rally in Wisconsin, Joe Biden told the crowd they were the dullest audience he’d ever seen. You don’t do that. Just give them some candy. – Craig Ferguson Print this entry

There are rumors that the Obama administration may ban fishing in lakes.Fox News is saying “Obama wages jihad on fisherman,” and NPR says “Obama protects aquatic unicorns,” and I don’t know who to believe. – Craig Ferguson Print this entry