Tuesday, December 6th, 2016

President Merkin Muffley: There’s nothing to figure out, General Turgidson. This man is obviously a psychotic. General “Buck” Turgidson: We-he-ell, uh, I’d like to hold off judgement on a thing like that, sir, until all the facts are in. President Merkin Muffley: General Turgidson! When you instituted the human reliability tests, you *assured* me there […]

As some of you may have noticed last night, for about six hours this was all you could see at my website: Very frustrating on my part. The good news is the site is backed up quite frequently and the hosting company was able to restore things back to normal once we were both made […]

Time to be impressed yet again by Homeland Security. Janet Napolitano announced today that 100% of the “passengers traveling within the United States and its territories” are being matched against the terrorist watch list. I know I feel secure. At least, until I reach the last paragraph of the press release: “The Transportation Security Administration […]

I love Carl Orff’s Carmina Burana. I had to post the video. Timely, too, of course. Democratic Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid told the media today, Q Senator, Republicans [argue] that it might not be safe to keep the Gitmo detainees in the United States. Do you share that concern? SEN. REID: (Laughs.) …They have […]

This is the early Ann Coulter warning. The Department of Homeland Security has issued an Ann Coulter Live Microphone warning. At 12:30 PM EST on Saturday, February 28th, Ann Coulter will be given a live microphone to speak into. According to the Ann Coulter Early Warning Agency, exposure to Coulter over amplified sound may result […]

Congressman Jim Sensenbrenner and State Representative Bill Kramer will be at the Waukesha Public Library (aka the Taj Ma Larry) for a town hall meeting at 1:00 PM today. The massive explosion in federal and state spending will be the main topic today, although I’m sure both Sensenbrenner and Kramer will have more than a […]