Thursday, October 19th, 2017

On my healthy eating plan it appears I only have enough points for bacon.Only bacon, everything else must go. — Kristina (@KristinaRibali) January 3, 2013 Print this entry

President or not, if Obama did this to me, the Secret Service would be pulling croutons out his pants. One staffer was conspicuously overweight. The president, in an incident that Wolffe believes proves how caring the man is, took it upon himself to present the aide with a salad for lunch — “then listened to […]

A man from Waukesha goes to see his doctor. “Doctor, I don’t understand it. I do twenty to twenty-five miles everyday on the treadmill and I’m not losing weight.” “That’s odd.” The doctor replies. “Are you walking or running?” “Doctor, I’m from Waukesha. I drove.” Print this entry