Saturday, April 21st, 2018

Seriously, listen to your doctor. Or listen to Jimmy Kimmel’s doctors. Print this entry

Between the death of bin Laden and the royal wedding, it’s an exciting time to be in the commemorative plate business. – Jimmy Kimmel Apparently, members of al-Qaida are online slamming the U.S. I don’t understand why they’re so upset. Everyone in al-Qaida just got a promotion. – Craig Ferguson Print this entry

“Michelle Obama said that obesity is a national security threat because 1 in 4 young people are too overweight to join the military. Couldn’t we just have a separate fat army to fight in countries that don’t have hills?” – Jimmy Kimmel Print this entry