Thursday, December 8th, 2016

PETA takes advantage of 70 Boy Scouts contracting e coli from some tainted beef to issue a dietary suggestion to National Capital Area Council of the Boy Scouts of America. As demand for humane, healthy food has grown, sales of meat substitutes and other vegetarian foods have skyrocketed, and now alternatives to animal products can […]

Because of a reference to Lee Holloway as “Wile Lee Holloway“, competing pickets have formed outside the headquarters of the blog No Runny Eggs. PETA members and Warner Brothers cartoon characters are both protesting the blog’s association of a thug like Holloway with the noble coyote (PETA) and cartoon characters. PETA spokesmammal Sandi Madhen accused […]

If he believes in birthdays. Hard to tell. From Wikipedia: Over time, Hurley became a strict vegan and an adherent to the straightedge style of living. He was inspired to pick up the drumsticks early on by Metallica’s Lars Ulrich, and though he played in plenty of acts throughout the years including Project Rocket, Arma […]

PETA reminds us that the price of unparalleled material prosperity is that silly people find themselves with idle hands and extra money to commit folly. Bereft of the spiritual and intellectual tools to have any sense of perspective, the fools of PETA have asked for the suspension of Eight Belles’ jockey, Gabriel Saez. Eight Belles […]