Friday, November 17th, 2017

The St Patrick’s Day quote of the day from comedian Ron White: Tip O' The Day: Forget green. Wear orange today. You're much easier to see if you stumble into oncoming traffic. — Ron White (@Ron_White) March 17, 2015 Print this entry

From comedian Ron White: When texting today, take extra time to spell out the words "Happy Valentines Day". Nobody wants to read “:) VD.” — Ron White (@Ron_White) February 14, 2015 Print this entry

If you’re so worried about your carbon footprint, stop wearing carbon shoes. – Ron White Print this entry

Yeah, yeah, we all heard there was a heckler during the reading of the Constitution today in the House of Representatives when it got to the part about citizenship requirements for serving as President of the United States. Theresa Cao, 48, apparently yelled, “Except Obama, except Obama. Help us Jesus.” The heckler was arrested, thankfully, […]