Saturday, November 18th, 2017

I outfitted the snowblower with a martini shaker last night and I’m ready to rumble. Print this entry

(to the tune of The Love Boat) Snow, blowing at you Let it blow, until it covers you. And Snow, blustery and cold Let it snow, it snows down on you. The Snow Plow soon will be making another run The Snow Plow buries driveways for everyone The road is an adventure Your car is […]

I love the smell of carbon monoxide in the morning. You know, one time we had a driveway plowed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn’t find one snowflake, not one stinkin’ snowball. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole driveway. Smelled like …victory. Someday this winter’s […]

A little road music today… Print this entry

Every so often when I’ve been stuck in snowbound traffic from Milwaukee to Waukesha, some smart asses will comment stupidly that if we only had trains, none of us would have to be stuck in snow. Unless Strelnikov is driving the train, snow likes to play havoc with trains, too. As more snow blankets the […]

First Jeff Scrima wants to snow plow the bike paths. Now he wants to cut the amount of salt we use on the roads. “I’m not an expert on this, but I do wonder if our roads are oversalted,” Scrima said to the small crowd gathered around him. “Salt erodes roads faster than anything. I […]

My “followers” on Twitter know how annoying I find the local television stations traveling to and for getting video for broadcast in the middle of a snowstorm while telling us it’s unsafe to be on the roads. “The sheriff’s department says stay off the roads unless you have to travel. As you can see behind […]

Whenever a conservative cracks a joke about global warming in the middle of a blizzard, some humorless liberal will inevitably pipe up, “One weather event does not equal climate.” Meanwhile Al Gore’s motorcade gets stuck in a snow bank. However, when a weather event works in the global warming alarmists’ favor, then its a sign […]

Tim Cuprisin on Facebook: “If the excessive coverage stops, the terrorists win.” Print this entry

Oh, if I put some thought and research into it, I bet I could find plenty of dumber ideas going through the legislature.  But State Senator Glenn Grothman’s idea to put the state in charge of plowing Madison would have to rank right up there on the list. State Sen. Glenn Grothman, R-West Bend, said […]