Thursday, December 8th, 2016

So let me get this straight. The United States men’s soccer team tied the previous game, lost the next game, and they’re still advancing in the World Cup. And you thought the college football BCS system was screwed up. Here I was looking forward to ESPN showing highlights from sports real Americans care about. Instead, […]

Belgium’s team captain is of Congolese descent, which as fringe benefits of imperial mass murder go is pretty good. http://t.co/9qjN1S9dlM — daveweigel (@daveweigel) June 30, 2014 Print this entry

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Apparently polar bears are so depressed, they’re not waiting for global warming to put an end to it all. I wish I was the first with this comment, “If team Coal gets David Beckham, what chance does the Earth have?” Okay, I thought it was funny. Here’s another polar bear, apparently choosing to die at […]

A “reality” television show about some soccer player who comes to America from Britain for a ton of cash and nobody cares. My three favorite reasons for the American Revolution:1) Avoided the whole metric system.2) Got rid of the royal family.3) American football is better than soccer. God Save the Big Mac. Download thousands of […]

A “reality” television show about some soccer player who comes to America from Britain for a ton of cash and nobody cares. My three favorite reasons for the American Revolution:1) Avoided the whole metric system.2) Got rid of the royal family.3) American football is better than soccer. God Save the Big Mac. Download thousands of […]