Saturday, December 10th, 2016

With the leaked news that J.J. Abrams will be directing the next Star Wars movie, a timely reminder from The Onion how Abrams nearly ruined the Star Trek franchise. Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As ‘Fun, Watchable’ What will we do without dialogue like this, “I don’t know. Mesa day startin pretty okee-day with […]

Publication:Waukesha Freeman (Conley); Date:Dec 2, 2010; Section:Opinion; Page Number:8A Rail trek: It’s dead, Jim Walker, allies in Washington will kill high-speed rail The train is dead. Long live the automobile! Despite the best efforts of a few die-hards, the proposed high-speed train (that doesn’t really travel at high speed) between Milwaukee and Madison is dead. […]

I am not going to pick on Waukesha Mayoral candidate Jeff Scrima for living at home with his parents. If he does live with his parents, yet unproven, then perhaps its because of the wonderful pizza recipe that belongs in his family. I’m told it was the best on the campaign trail. So he might […]

You thought John McCain and Barack Obama might have troubles within their parties. Former Congressman Bob Barr is facing a tough fight for the Libertarian Party’s nomination at their convention. Former Rep. Bob Barr will be an “underdog” for the Libertarian Party presidential nomination going into this week’s convention in Denver, the ex-Republican’s campaign manager […]

Germany is having its intelligence department investigate Scientology to see if the “religion” should be banned. Sources say among those expecting to be interviewed: C3PO, R2D2, Xenu, Louis Farrakhan’s mother ship, Buck Rodgers, Ming the Merciless, Marvin the Martian, Klatuu, Will Robinson, Mr. Spock, The Silver Surfer and Green Lantern. Print this entry

Germany is having its intelligence department investigate Scientology to see if the “religion” should be banned. Sources say among those expecting to be interviewed: C3PO, R2D2, Xenu, Louis Farrakhan’s mother ship, Buck Rodgers, Ming the Merciless, Marvin the Martian, Klatuu, Will Robinson, Mr. Spock, The Silver Surfer and Green Lantern. Print this entry

I’m beginning to believe there was a Star Trek teleporter accident somewhere between Boise and Minneapolis and an Evil Twin Senator Larry Craig was created. First he swiped his hand three times under the neighboring guy’s stall wall, then he claimed he was reaching for a piece of paper (with his palm up), then he […]

I’m beginning to believe there was a Star Trek teleporter accident somewhere between Boise and Minneapolis and an Evil Twin Senator Larry Craig was created. First he swiped his hand three times under the neighboring guy’s stall wall, then he claimed he was reaching for a piece of paper (with his palm up), then he […]

Now I know why Star Fleet was headquartered in San Francisco. Truly, to go where no man has gone before. Print this entry

Now I know why Star Fleet was headquartered in San Francisco. Truly, to go where no man has gone before. Print this entry