The fundraiser food primary
Regardless of who actually wins the primary election today, my spies have already selected the winner of the Waukesha Mayoral Campaign Fundraiser Food primary. This candidate had the best food at any of the fundraisers held.
I must say, our judges had a tough time deciding this year. But the winner is the homemade pizzas made at Jeff Scrima’s parents’ home.
I was tempted to disqualify Scrima on the basis it was his parents that provided the food, but somehow it’s fitting that the campaign food came from his parents’ basement.