The most depressing childhood memory since Barbie caught Ken with Mrs. Potato Head
Why not start the soul-numbing, self-esteem crushing experience start early? You say your little tyke wants to grow up to be a fireman or an astronaut? Diminish his expectations now with your child’s very first office cubicle.(Thks: Gizmodo)
Might as well get them to work early on paying the national debt and paying into Social Security account. We need all the help we can get.
(Optional annoying cubicle neighbor clipping his nails and whiskey bottle in the lower right-hand drawer not included.)