The Obama Protocols, part IV
New staff members, volunteers and any known associates of the Obama are to be issued red shirts in case the Obama needs to sacrifice an underling to explain an apparent contradiction in the Official Obama Speaks.
Remember, there are no contradictions in Obama. The Obama does not change his mind. Either staff misspoke and they will be punished, associates of no consequence were engaged in behavior the Obama did not approve, or we mere mortals just didn’t understand the Obama.