The War on Butts
Kevin Binversie at Lakeshore Laments reminds us why, especially in Wisconsin, environmentalists really chafe our asses.
Despite the news of some plants closing in Niagara and Kimberly, the paper industry is a vital part of region’s past and an important part of the economy.
Up in the area alone there are plants making Charmin, Northern, and who knows what else on a non-stop basis to fulfill the toiletry needs of America.
I made the mistake of buying a cheaper, recycled brand of toilet paper and my wife alomost divorced me. They’ll pry the soft two-ply out of my wife’s cold, dead fingers.