Time to trade in the SUV
I discovered that my family tragically sends about 42.7 metric tons of carbon into the air. It’s time to trade in the SUV. Fortunately, Kevin at Lakeshore Laments has found me a new vehicle:
Price: Around $1.2 million
Power and Performance: An 8.0-liter W16 that has four turbochargers, gets 1,001 horsepower and burns about 1.33 gallons of gasoline per minute. The transmission is a paddle-operated, dual clutch system with seven gears, driving power to an all-wheel-drive set up. The tires are specially-made Michelins, and are reportedly the widest passenger car tires in the world, designed to handle up to 1.3 G on the skid pad.
It’s like looking at internet porn.