Wednesday, November 22nd, 2017

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-02-14


  • Just had a fantastic lunch with my wife and daughter at @ajbombers. Happy Valentine's Day suprise for me! Daughter love the peanut bombs! #
  • I'm looking forward to life in the witness protection program. #
  • I hear Reince Priebus is trying to trade Tommy Thompson to New York for Rudy Giuliani, but Tommy wants to go to Minnesota. #
  • If we all stop asking Tommy if he's going to run, he'll eventually announce a decision. Please, stop asking him. He just loves the attention #
  • Drinking Right called because of weather, postponed to next week, which is primary election day. #
  • Yes, I just made an Ayn Rand joke. Let the hate mail begin. #
  • A little known feature of the iPad is that it can double as an ice scraper for your windshield. #
  • Rick Richard's chances just improved. #
  • What fatally slowed down the Donner Party was that they had a journalist along to describe the snowy conditions repeatedly. #
  • Attention media people: I am leaving work at 4 PM. Please do not block traffic with tv trucks while describing bad road conditions. #
  • Waukesha mayoral race news: despite snowstorm, Enriquez fundraiser tonight at Cafe Esperanza still on. #
  • Enjoy your freedom while it lasts. Federal gov't in DC shut down today, poss. tomorrow, due to snow. Thank you snow. #
  • Just a boys day at home while the girls go see Disney Princesses on Ice. We're doing manly stuff like eating chicken fries and watching tv. #
  • Dog better, both kids sick. Funny, I got plenty of advice about the dog, but none about the kids. #
  • Goals for today: Not laugh too much at East Coast under snow, clean dishes, feed parents' cat. #
  • Sick kid, sick dog. Just another day in paradise. #
  • Watching The Hunt for Red October with my son. His first time. #
  • Congratulations to my friend Jessica on getting approved for indefinite status at UWM. #
  • I've lived in Waukesha for a decade now, and I still don't know if we're Waukeshaans or Waukeshaites Waukeshalanders or what #
  • The only thing that would make the Sheridan story funnier would be if she was from the tobacco lobby. The jokes would write themselves. #
  • Hey @seanhackbarth, look! A Wisconsin Badger snuggie. #
  • Were they able to get the future roadkill out of his hole this morning to predict the weather? #
  • Speaker Mike Sheridan: "I mean I think that part of my job is relationship building." "No comment needed." – Ed Garvey #
  • "…let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby. Let's all go to the lobby and find ourselves a treat." #
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