Who will save the despondent polar bears?
Apparently polar bears are so depressed, they’re not waiting for global warming to put an end to it all.
I wish I was the first with this comment, “If team Coal gets David Beckham, what chance does the Earth have?” Okay, I thought it was funny.
Really, if we want to save the polar bears, I think we should add some Prozac to their feed. Or else keep them away from the environmentalists who are obviously really depressing them.